Read the letter below and rate it from 1 to 5 on the sob-scale:
1. Anyone who buys a Ripstik doesn’t deserve to live, much less ride a Freebord
2. Boo hoo – would you like some cheese with that whine?
3. Sell your Ripstik on eBay and cut your losses
4. Tough break but I’ve heard way worse
5. Give this guy a Freebord just to shut him up!